Eating Vegans Card Game
Entice vegans to graze, fatten 'em up & eat them in this funny card game that satirizes veganism.
You've never played a game like this! In this highly strategic game, entice a free range vegan to graze, plump them up, and eat them before you’re attacked.
Steal vegans, cropdust neighboring ranges, and try avoiding the allure of bacon or bunnies eating what’s rightfully theirs.
Appropriate for ages 8 and up, this family friendly game is full of laughs and easy to learn. Either play a quick game in 15-30 minutes or play multiple rounds for hours of fun. The compact 100-card deck travels perfectly.
If you're looking for a fun, funny game that is ACTUALLY different, Eating Vegans is the game for you!
Highlights
- Be one of the first to have this unique game
- Proudly made in the USA
- The perfect gift for ALL the vegans you know
- Slightly offensive yet scientifically refined
- "The game we've been waiting for since Cards Against Humanity"
Product Specs
- Compact game travels easily, for 2-6 players
- Fun crowd-pleaser great for parties
- Family-friendly & easy to learn
- Easily replayable, Perfect gift for Vegans
- A Gag Gift that's actually good
What's Included
- 1x 99-card deck
- 1x spare card
- 1x Instruction sheet in a tuck box
Shipping
Items are shipped within one week of purchase.
Returns
Games may not be returned once opened. Unopened games may be returned within 15 days of delivery at the expense of the purchaser.
FAQs
How long does a game take?
Games are designed to last 30-90 minutes depending on number of players. Lots of replayability!
Is this game appropriate for kids?
We recommend ages 17+ due to satirical adult humor.
Are there expansions?
More cards coming soon for even more outrageous gameplay!
Can I get custom cards made?
Yes, contact us for info on custom card packs for your event!
Meet the Maker
Our Story
Helping Everyone Feel More Like Their True Selves (While Laughing Along the Way)
We can all laugh a little more. And sometimes it IS ok to laugh at people. My goal isn't to hurt people - I am poking fun at ridiculous ideology and beliefs that some fundamentalists like to push onto others. That's why this game has many vegan fans - they don't appreciate the stereotype either!
It's been a great journey creating, releasing, and having the courage to stand behind this game concept in a world where offending anyone can cause someone to get "cancelled." My integrity has become that I would rather risk it all being authentic to myself (and be exiled from a woke world) than assimilate to complacency and weak group agreement.
This game is dedicated to all who desire to be themselves, the sovereignty of the individual, and creating a fully self expressed world. Keep being YOU.